Friday, January 26, 2007
As I have said, I didn't go to school. Miss school to bits. I know I sounded excited to able to miss school in my last post. But suddenly, after I woke up at 9am, I regretted. Firstly, all my grandaunts and grandma came to have a mahjong session. Having the mahjong tiles bang into each other on that green table is already noisy. They have to speak at the top of their lungs. Here's an example of their boring conversation.GA (grandaunt)1: Wow! You cooked peanuts and meat ar?GA2: No la! I bought canned ones from NTUC. Nice,right?GA3: Its $3.20,right?GA2: No! Mine is another brand one. $2.90 only.GA1: WAH! So cheap ar?GA2: Yah loh. GOOD HOR? GM: Jo! EAT MORE! I GIVE YOU MORE PEANUT.They continued this boring supermarket talks throughout lunch. I quickly gobbled up my food and went to rest. STUPID NTUC! I hate supermarkets. The last time I went, I had to bring 1 litre of milk home. And that darn supermarket is so far from home. ARGH! Anyway, I remembered Sonya bringing her phone to school. So, I sms her la. Yah, mean me. Disturbing her in class. Anyway, I wanted to change blog skins. I've been browsing that website for like an hour and still nothing! TSK TSK! Trust me to be so picky!! ARGH! They keep sighing like its the end of the world. They grumble about jackets, bed sheets and toilets. WINDOWS TOO! Just because I heard wrongly.GA2: JO! CLOSE THE 2 WINDOWS NEARER TO THE TOILET! QUICK!I went to close the wrong one and kena scolded. PLEASE PLEASE! I'm not a housewife person. Do I look like I'll become a housewife in the near future? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT STOVE WORKS. My grandaunt had to say turn the thing up so that its switched off. HAHA. I mean, whoever dreams of becoming a housewife?? Imagine you're a teacher and you're having a session of show-and-tell. They are suppose to tell you what their dream job is. Suddenly, one girl says:"TEACHER! I want to be a housewife!" THATS IMPOSSIBLE! Its the 20th century! ARGH! They expect me to know how to use the new microwave ovens instead of those going PING, the new microwave ones go BEEP! I don't even know which buttons to press on the washing machine. OKAY! Why am I talking about household chores?? Sound like an auntie at a market. EEWW. Okok, I miss band!! I need to vent my anger. I wanna rest at home but those noisy aunties keep talking so loudly that I'll rather be in school, thinking hard on those thinking question. ARGH!! FUCK TO THOSE WHO CREATED LOUD-MOUTHED AUNTIES!
That's All Folks!